nyehs:

nyanchos:

trying to talk to someone you like

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IM SORYR I VE BEEN LAUGHGIN AT THIS FOR 15 MINUTES BECVAUSE I DIDNT KNOW THAT SOMEONE CUTTING BREAD WITH A WEDGE OF WOOD SCOULD EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL SO WELL

pockochi:

mcthrandies:

napkinbitch:

sirhiddle:

sherpotter:

loki-cat:

kingmoran:

metaknights:

imagine whoever is your icon in a maid outfit

k

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I made mine transparent…

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I changed my icon just to do this

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penis2bomb:

p1ssblog:

I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

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sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg

my uncle raped me and I tried to kill myself 13 times
Anonymous
markssailingthecrisscolfership:

Then you won’t want to hear about my ship

markssailingthecrisscolfership:

Then you won’t want to hear about my ship

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ohmybenedict:

songofthestarwhale:

shaitana:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

sirenshadow:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohshititsgreg:

darrynek:

arms hurt? saw them off

How do I saw off the second arm

Tumblr asks the real questions

Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

*psychopath. Do your research.

*Sociopath. Do yours.

Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

Are YOU my mummy?

No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

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Well im in an ldr and have been for the past few months. I love him and he says he loves me but idk. he asked his friend the other day why she doesnt let him hang with her single friends and he tells this girl that shes beautiful all the time. every time i see that stuff it makes me feel like im not good enough for him. but today, he took a girl to the movies and i wasnt really suppose to find out about i guess but i did and i just dont know what to do..
Anonymous

i have no idea what a IDR is but yea im gonna guess, but first of all this guy seems like a total player. I’m sorry that I don’t know the complete situation but from my perceptive it seems like he plays with a lot of girl’s feelings. You should never be with someone that doesn’t treat you like you’re the only girl in the world, that you are the most important girl in his life. I guess since that girl and him are good friends it’s okay to a certain level but if he’s doing that just because he can, you need to dump him. Be with someone that makes you feel like you are worth it, if you doubt your relationship it’s not gonna work out man. Be with someone that longs for you. I hope it works out beautiful:)

HI. MY DOG IS PREGNANT AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DELIVER PUPPIES. I TRIED HOLDING HER UPSIDE DOWN FOR AGES BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT THEY WERE PUSHED THE WRONG WAY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND LIFE. HELP. K BYE.

PULL THAT BABY OUT, OMG I DONT KNOW I HOPE ITS A SAFE DELIVEY THOUGH

e-zekiel:

SEBASTIAN.

e-zekiel:

SEBASTIAN.

Could I ask you your advice on something or do you not really have time for it?
Anonymous

I always have time to give advice:)

The anons I get that I don’t answer are for my “biggest secret” page, where my followers confess their biggest secret to get it off of their chest but the  rule is I can’t reply to any of them so yup as long as this isnt a biggest secret of course I can help!

I hate my best friend
Anonymous
I have thought about suicide everyday for the past 6 months and each day I wonder why I haven't done it yet.
Anonymous

It’s because you belong here to help someone, to be someone. 

sorry I answered even though I wasnt suppose to:(